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Anna Demotivational Poster

SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH - But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North

TAGS: savannah
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 15, 2010, 5:58 am
Very nice - could be an advert!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

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rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.

AMERICA - the only place you can get arrested for espionage and end up with a modeling career

TAGS: anna chapman
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bandit5906 - May 29, 2013, 8:05 pm
I would parole her!
guyfox - February 22, 2011, 4:43 pm
no, she was arrested in America
Wraith11B - February 22, 2011, 11:11 am
Shouldn't that be Russia?

GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?

TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
West-side arthritics, yo!


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


NEVER - Let a woman drive

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

I WANNA' WII - Well please wait until you are done telling Santa what you want

EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.

TAGS: eye patch elle driver callisto rihanna angelina
Rating: 3.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
gives a new meaning to skull F...

OMG.... - Rihanna is white now?

HONG KONG PHOOEY - Hom Chicky Bomb Chicky Dong Diddly Dong Diddly Dong Dong Bow Wow Wow

I SUPPOSE - You thought that was funny.


HONOLULU - A great place for a vacation... It has sand for the kids, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother...

TAGS: i wanna go surfing
Rating: 4.37/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:52 pm
5L for a good pic of honolulu. I live about 30 mins from there!
JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:52 pm
5L for a good pic of honolulu. I live about 30 mins from there!


TAGS: stop drinking hic stop the world i wanna get off
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 29, 2011, 5:04 pm
Sunday Morning .


TAGS: don t wanna hear it crankyhead
Rating: 4.96/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 5:01 am

solid crank
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:56 pm




TAGS: koala mystery i don t wanna know iceman
Rating: 5/5

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hootizz - February 20, 2011, 4:58 pm
Yes.., and so do the farts of the Crocodiles that live under the eucalyptus trees that the Koalas live in......., think about it...



TAGS: dicomfort parachute don t wanna jump
Rating: 4.8/5

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MPsniper - June 11, 2011, 8:10 am
all good canopies with a couple minor low speeds, and 1 rather memorable high speed.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:50 pm
MP-- the question is "Did you have 528 successful LANDINGS?!" I've always heard it's not the fall the kills you, but rather the rapid deceleration at ground level that does one in!
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:23 pm
Classic. 5L
MPsniper - June 9, 2011, 6:41 pm
HEY.... i was the FIRST one out the door! i have logged 528 successful exits from an aircraft in flight.

RIHANNA JOKES - Giving a whole new meaning to punch lines

BREAKING NEWS - Even in april's fool they make you believe

CANINE CRUSADERS - Hong Kong Phooey, Underdog, and Yukk unite to form the baddest supergroup!

TAGS: hong kong phooey saturday morning cartoons hanna barbera cartoon underdog
Rating: 2.27/5

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TokinFire - July 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
Yukk owns them all!

ZANTANNA - All this and LEGS too! (P.S. AND SHE IS AWESOME!)

Hereditary curse -

TAGS: pendulous mannaries
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:58 am
Every fat kids nightmare
Coopaloop - August 23, 2013, 11:25 pm
I did rock those man-areoles with pride.
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 10:34 pm
Everbod’s got their maladies, some are just more prominent than others
Coopaloop - August 23, 2013, 10:18 pm
Ouch, that hits close to home.

Effort -


TAGS: poop manna
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 14, 2012, 12:09 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:25 am
No worries, Zet. It’s a dog given talent. Woof. (I really need to change my avatar, something more me, old mangy dog like)
Zetmonk - March 14, 2012, 6:39 am
I worry for you sometimes Gary...


TAGS: dolce and gabbanna old age your mom
Rating: 4.6/5

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forseti - November 4, 2010, 4:34 am
@ TTH: Of course you're right. That's why I wrote "IMO". Everyone should vote honestly and however he/she wants. It was just my opinion and I wouldn't blame anyone for honest voting (aside from the fact that I'm not able to see the votings...).
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
fantastic RL
TheTrashHeap - November 3, 2010, 8:48 pm
single member. Not even a Sean or Haarakkon poster
TheTrashHeap - November 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
I don't see how a high standard can be considered bombing. If a member wants to vote 3 or 4 on a poster that previously only had 5's that's just honest voting as apposed to the obvious pandering that seems to be the current norm. No poster is a 5 to every
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:23 pm
Give yourself some credit Face, U B plenty stoopud. @ RL, stop making us face reality, bastiche - 5.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:09 pm
IMO this is a great piece of art and every voting below 5 lions is probably from an envious timmie... I just love it!
Faceplant31 - November 3, 2010, 6:37 pm
I think he is implying the timmy that doesn't want to appear as a timmy and just 4L's everything with a 5. It has happened before and probably will happen again but us mods ain't stoopid, all the time.
TheTrashHeap - November 3, 2010, 6:25 pm
4 Lion bombers? Anyone care to explain that one to me?
tellitlikeitis - November 3, 2010, 4:11 pm
Can you repeat that?
forseti - November 3, 2010, 1:57 pm
This is great! I hope there are no 4 lion bombers on this!
Faceplant31 - November 3, 2010, 1:11 pm
Awesome RL! 5L

THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT - Moses says Motifake at work Naughty Fake at home.

TAGS: and then he rested with some manna in a tent
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - May 20, 2010, 5:54 pm
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Hey! A commandment I can agree with!

ESPIONAGE - has never looked so good

TAGS: russia spy anna chapman
Rating: 3.93/5

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guyfox - July 13, 2010, 8:54 pm
who uses metric
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:24 am
There. Sorry... "r" is expensive.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:23 am
I should live thee.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2010, 12:23 am
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2010, 12:23 am
18°C Current: Mostly Cloudy Wind: SE at 11 km/h Humidity: 73% Rain for the next few days.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:21 am
we had that last week, 98 with 85% humidity. freakin' brutal. then the T-storms at night
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:18 am
9:15pm here, and 39.5c - Vegas sucks! Skinny dipping weather, sure... but Claire is nowhere to be found.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:16 am
Now, I'm marking my age, but in Porky's 2....
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:15 am
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:14 am
she's russian, I'll bet her Mati ain't Hari
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2010, 12:11 am
He ate 3 pounds of asparagus first. Nobody wants green jello shooters that smell like old gym socks. Nobody.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:03 am
12 down, and this chick still ain't that ***y.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:02 am
So, that must've ended up like jello shooters... had to still carry a 70% alcohol content.
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 11:59 pm
We've met. He ate all my french fries and peed in my ice cube trays.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 11:56 pm
So, I'd like to introduce you to my friend... moooo.
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 11:53 pm
Gee Aggy...I'm touched.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 11:11 pm
And I love you because you are a stand-up guy, create great motifakes, tell me like it is, are a real man, and are a mirror image of my pre-mod self.
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 11:01 pm
The difference between me and wtfold is that I accept that these things go on regardless of who is currently in power. A lesser of many evils is still evil. I'm not laying blame, just pointing out a fact of life.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 9:00 pm
Take it, and I'll take it back!
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 8:49 pm
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:48 pm
Do I detect a little WTTHFO in you? LOL!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:48 pm
On the nose, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 8:46 pm
HEY everybody!!! ignore that giant boring oil spill! Here's a h** redheaded Russian spy we've known about for years. seems a convenient distraction at a very convenient time, isn't that right comrade?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
I agree.... that accent is hard to look past. Sort of like Jersey girls.
guyfox - July 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
she's a Russian spy, if she wanted to get your secret you would not enjoy it
forseti - July 12, 2010, 5:00 am
please, try to get my secret...
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:14 am
Looks like an eastern block Jennifer Aniston... without all that "idiot" baggage.

THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES - still waiting for my present...


MOTIFAKE - providing priceless posters for years...pic unrelated but who cares?

THE VELVET ROPE - That just isn't enough protection to protect us MISCREANTS From the Celebrity V.I.P's.


MOTIFAKE - Greybeard Wanna Be aka Miss Priss

TAGS: greybeard wannabe misspriss motifake ranking
Rating: 3.33/5

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MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 7:38 pm
Pardon moi....TRES gauche! Thanks for noticing lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:21 pm
Oooooooh. A self tribute poster, how gauche.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:31 pm


TAGS: and you dont wanna even think about the greybeards
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 3:26 am
You called?
MrRandom - October 6, 2009, 2:08 am
Thankfully the veterans preferred food seems to be live Timmy
agdaniele - October 6, 2009, 12:25 am
Spot-on accurate. Love it!

SNORLAX - You ARE the Father!!!

MARY CHRISTMAS - That's why there's not a chance. My name would be MARY CHRISTMAS. "Hi, what's your name?" Mary Christmas. So yeah... no chance.

TAGS: ho i dont want to get married i just wanna get my ***k wet
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:05 pm
What a fantastic observation, produce!!!

congratulations -

HANNAH MONTANA - Yes. You are now less popular than a taco.

TAGS: hannah montana taco tacos google search
Rating: 2.48/5

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Cubby Fan - June 16, 2009, 6:57 pm
I would like to lick her taco.
pedobear - December 22, 2008, 1:53 am
I would eat her taco and the stick it in her b*** and p**** and when i came I'd do so on her face
fatty - November 11, 2008, 5:53 pm
Tacos rule
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 27, 2008, 11:17 am
Everything but burritos is going to score negatively compared to tacos. Maybe even pot, ***, and Star Wars. Of course, Star wars is the taco of movie franchises, so that doesn't count.
Anakun - August 27, 2008, 9:50 am
use google compare much easier than this

EPIC SONGS - All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes

TAGS: toto rosanna arquette rnr epic song
Rating: 2/5

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LogicDude - October 21, 2008, 4:24 pm
Toto IV. Incredible album!


SUPER GLOBETROTTERS - It don't get more "gangsta" than this!

FINE DINING - In Leningrad people are a delicacy!

TAGS: russian leningrad zombies cannabalism
Rating: 1.8/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:37 am
The insult is felt by all 2,116,252 who were murdered in Leningrad.
[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 7:21 pm
Awesome frikin flick. Don't remmeber the name though. the HERO, his bro and their girls were smoking shrooms zat turned them into zombies. He shoots zem after they turn. But the cops arrestimicate him as he tries 2 shoot himself. He then infects county
spacemarine981 - December 11, 2009, 7:02 pm
spacedog I think they are doctors all the zombies are wearing scrubs
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 2:52 pm
Is the guy being eaten a police officer or prison guard? The others are all dressed the same so they could be inmates or a dance company.
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 2:49 pm
The pic is cool, SM981. I didn't get the reference quite the way you intended. I just thought it another "In Soviet Russian, bread line eats you." kinda thing and they have been done to death...er...undeath. We still get them.
spacemarine981 - December 11, 2009, 2:38 pm
k I just wanted to make sure thanks for the criticism. This was my second motifake I think. Any tips for making other ones or how I could have improved this one?
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 6:32 pm
We get it, but the poster is not funny at all. Sorry, but keep trying.
spacemarine981 - December 10, 2009, 6:31 pm
do people get the reference though? during the siege of Leningrad during WWII Russians had to resort to cannibalism because they ran out of food.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 8:11 pm
As General of the 1st Zombie Battalion, I find this poster tasteless and offensive. That picture was obviously taken in Munich. Leningrad's streets are filthier.
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:35 pm
It's only offensive feature is the lack of creativity.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:33 pm
I dont find it funny.
spacemarine981 - December 9, 2009, 7:30 pm
is the Leningrad cannabalism too insensetive or is this not nearly as funny as I think it is? I am new to demotivating(?)
spacemarine981 - December 9, 2009, 7:28 pm
is the Leningrad cannibalism to insensitive or is this not as funny as I think it is?


TAGS: fannation
Rating: 1.09/5

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GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 11:52 am
first we had marmosets, now mullets, the suspense of the "N's" being next is killing me.

Cannabalistic -

TAGS: forum poster motifaker cannabal captainbaked
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - November 23, 2015, 12:09 am
Hey, how did I get in that poster, man?

why hasn't anybody opened a cannabis dispensary called The Pot Hole? -

TAGS: cannabis dispensary the pot hole
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 2, 2017, 5:59 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - April 2, 2017, 5:49 am
A great idea and funny. UP yours

A Silly PLace -

TAGS: motifakers ughomer silverheart motinet rerun spacedog cannabal realitylord tribute monty python parody camelot silly place kights round table king arthur and thanks misspriss for telling me how to post a ****load of tags to my posters ok thats it
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:15 am
Oh yeah, somewhat true story-- kinda/sorta got thrown in jail.
Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:13 am
As the song goes: YOU CAN'T SNUFF THE ROOSTER.
concern3 - August 31, 2016, 3:45 am
Sometimes it's a scary place, I prefer silly. UP yours
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 8:27 pm
Cannabal is Sir Robin. Haven't seen him for a while so i guess he bravely chickened out XD
Silverheart - August 30, 2016, 8:21 pm

Sir Bedevere? At least I'm not Sir Robin! Hey, ughomer! Not sure if he's as pure as Sir Galahad.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:46 pm

Cover Up -

TAGS: motifakers rerun realitylord lgvernon cannabal misspriss silverheart ughomer tribute aliens coverup conspiracy ufo
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 6, 2017, 2:30 am
"I think we're parked, man."
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 11:28 pm

What happens on the U.F.O. stays on the U.F.O. - until someone that nobody is ever going to believe tells all on Discovery Channel.

Cannabal -

TAGS: cannabal motifaker child early days
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 7, 2015, 1:51 pm
Is that a bubble pipe? I understand that's what he still smokes...... 5 lol lions!
JesusWept - November 5, 2015, 12:20 am
Thanks :)
Sho - November 5, 2015, 12:14 am
That's a 5 lol
JesusWept - November 4, 2015, 10:17 pm
Merci :)
MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:27 pm
Ha ha! Put that in your pipe and smoke it Cannabal! 5'd it Jesus

cotton mouth -

TAGS: medical cannabis
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:27 am
To hell with the carnival! I'm gonna stay home pretend I'm on my own ferris wheel, man.

too many lies make my ears tired -

Prurient -

The Watched Pot, Never Boils. -

TAGS: smoked salmon manna from heaven
Rating: 3/5

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Thedge - December 2, 2014, 5:43 am
You won't believe it... have some mesquite. But, I prefer using rice. Fill a soup can and cover it in foil.
GaryO - December 1, 2014, 8:35 am
Yup, they're easy....what do you use for smoke?
Thedge - December 1, 2014, 4:44 am
Would send a few chunks if I could. But, smoker is easy-peasy to build. Cost me more to paint it than anything else in it. Look good next to a cabin.
GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:43 pm
my brain thanks you, but my stomach curses you
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 2:17 pm
Hours later... delicious. Like good cheese, enough is a bit. Perfection. I love my UDS (ugly drum smoker).